Recently updated with a higher rez file, download link on the right
The Arch demon doesn't stand a chance.
Ashley and Jacob aren't included because I'm not a fan of either character (basically to the point where including them would cause me to no longer enjoy the piece or process), sorry to anyone who's upset by this.
When I started this project I had it in mind to try and get it on kotaku.com and they were nice enough to feature it which is always cool.
More wonderfully written dialogue from spicyshimmy: [link]
‘They might have Darkspawn, but we have krogan.’ - The Warden-Commander
‘Does this golem have a soul?’ - Legion
‘It is small and squishy, but it is not completely unpleasant to look at.’ - EDI, regarding Joker
‘My eyes are up here, ‘tis true—and those who look elsewhere during idle conversation find they do not live as long as those who do.’ - Miranda
‘The tiles in these Deep Roads remind me of an Orlesian floor…’ - Kaidan
‘You big, stupid archdemon.’ - The Warden-Commander
‘You only wish you could suck on these fireballs.’ - Jack, also known as ‘Apostate Zero’
‘Thresherhumper!’ - Wrex
‘Anybody else up for a little naked cliff-diving?’ - James
‘Embrace eternity… Just enter the Fade, which certainly feels like it.’ - Liara
‘Had to be. Somebody else might have cast the spell wrong.’ - Mordin