Inspired by this line from the citadel DLC:
“You’re the boss. Except when you’re not. And in that case... find me later."
PLACES SHEPARD AND KAIDAN WERE NAKED TOGETHER DURING A PERIOD OF 24 HOURS
Floor next to couch
Under table on floor next to couch
Bar stool (commander’s note: would not recommend)
Next to hot tub
In artistic fountain (commander’s note: not like a shower at all actually)
Against other wall
How many walls does this place have?
That can’t be sanitary
Floor next to kitchen counter
I think I hit my head, Kaidan
I think I—mfh
I’m sore, Kaidan.
Are you sore, Kaidan?
Yeah, I know. Wasn’t my brightest idea to challenge James Vega’s pull up record. I get it. But a man has pride.
And a man doesn’t have arms.
And a man might not mind a backrub.
Love that couch.
PLACES JOKER’S SITTING AND WHERE HE DOESN’T KNOW SHEPARD AND KAIDAN WERE NAKED LESS THAN 24 HOURS AGO
Should we tell him, Shepard?
Yeah. Yeah, I didn’t think so.
(writing by spicyshimmy) [link]